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Well, now, that just ruins everything. [21 Feb 2012|03:22pm]

mountain_hiker
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Stillbirth would have been a better gift [22 Dec 2011|12:31pm]

mountain_hiker
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Babies apply, too! [19 Oct 2011|11:53pm]

mountain_hiker
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Scientific method [23 Sep 2011|10:34pm]

marivs
It's official: eating of Danone by kindergarten-aged children on a daily basis considerably improves durability of their skeletal system.
Danone-sponsored research conducted on a group of 867 babies aged 3 to 6 have unambiguously proven that regular eating of Danone dairy products for at least 3 months considerably reduces their vulnerability to long bones fractures.
Research results were similar for all age groups and shown that bones of the children which consumed the tested product break only after applying a force greater by 17.6% to 21.3% than in the case of the children from the control group.
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Mr Stain [20 Jun 2011|06:51pm]

grygon
http://youtu.be/4n8tM9XRSXE
crappy middle onwards, baby shoulda stayed dead.
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Damn that glass [13 Jun 2011|04:24pm]

mountain_hiker
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I want a piece [20 Apr 2011|09:29pm]

mountain_hiker
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KILL IT WITH FIRE D: [13 Apr 2011|07:47pm]

mountain_hiker
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[03 Mar 2011|10:11am]

bloodangel
Does everyone here read Daily Rotten?

You should. The top three stories are relevant to your interests...
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Anencephaly [01 Mar 2011|10:32pm]

mountain_hiker
via wtf_inc

Anencephaly. Sorry, I can't seem to get it to embed here.
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Splat [28 Feb 2011|03:55pm]

mountain_hiker
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How is Babby Eaten? [19 Feb 2011|11:28am]

vyrdolak
Like gagh, of course, best when eaten live!

Feast your eyes, glut your soulsCollapse )
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I don't know if this counts but... [08 Feb 2011|05:32pm]

iamsquid
news link
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Gabrielle Giffords [09 Jan 2011|11:23pm]

marivs
Q: Why did Gabrielle Giffords survive the shooting?
A: Because the bullet failed to find her brain!
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The First Dead Baby Joke, according to Family Guy [27 Dec 2010|09:04pm]

lemonsqueezy
[ mood | blah ]



Care of FunnyJunk.com

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Dead baby donation [19 Dec 2010|08:52am]

mountain_hiker
Dead baby found in donation box; police seek mom
HOENIX — A baby from Arizona has been found dead inside a donation box that was shipped to a warehouse in Texas, and Phoenix authorities said Friday it will be extremely difficult to find out who placed the girl there.

The child was discovered at a warehouse in McAllen, Texas, on Thursday as workers sorted through clothing shipped from metropolitan Phoenix.

Investigators are waiting to hear from officials in Texas who are conducting an autopsy to determine whether the baby was born alive or stillborn, Phoenix police spokesman Sgt. Steve Martos said.

The child was apparently wrapped in a towel, placed in a cardboard box and left in one of nearly 400 donation boxes scattered in retail store parking lots across the region between Dec. 8 and Sunday.
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[19 Nov 2010|03:38pm]

bloodangel
http://www.birthornot.com

You know what to do.
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[19 Nov 2010|09:13am]

kattidya
I had the most fucked up dream last night:

I was in the bathroom of my childhood home, where I gave birth to a baby boy who was about the size of my hand.
I panicked; I knew I was pregnant, but I hadn't told about it to anyone, so I decided to hide the baby so I wouldn't suffer the stigma of being an unwed harlot of a mother.
I tried to pick the baby up and wrap it into a towel, but it was so slimy it kept on slipping.
I was steaming furious and all like "What the hell am I going to do?!" Then I saw a tiny arm in the wash basin, and realised that I had managed to accidentally dismember the baby.
I was horrified, but didn't mind, at least I got rid of it. So I left the bathroom.

Geez.
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[26 Oct 2010|08:44pm]

ms_daisy_cutter
"A Pennsylvania woman secretly gave birth to at least four babies, killed the newborns to hide an extramarital affair and hid their remains in a closet, authorities say."

This is the Mother Inferior:

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Two Relics from Back When Doctors Made House Calls [07 Sep 2010|05:52pm]

vyrdolak
Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- Detectives are investigating the discovery of two "mummified" babies found wrapped in 1930s newspaper, in two doctor's bags, in the basement of a Los Angeles apartment building.

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Oh great, now the apartment building will be haunted, disturbing remains always does that. I learned that from watching "Ghostly Encounters" and "My Ghost Story" on the Bio Channel. They might as well change the name to The Overlook.


"We left that curious room not unwillingly, I think. Uncle Oldys's
orders were carried out that same day. And so, concludes Mr.
Spearman, Whitminster has a Bluebeard's chamber, and, I am rather
inclined to suspect, a Jack-in-the-box, awaiting some future occupant
of the residence of the senior prebendary." - M.R. James, The Residence at Whitminster
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